Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just had sex on a roof
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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