those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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