Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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