doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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