I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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