David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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