Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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