i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
one might say we're banned from that church
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
