where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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