I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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