Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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