Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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