Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is the high leading the old right now
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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