By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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