youre lurking in front of me
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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