i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
