I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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