i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We left an ass print on the piano.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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