My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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