I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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