Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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