I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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