Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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