Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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