I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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