Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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