i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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