Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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