just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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