ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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