If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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