a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He better not be in your backpack
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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