so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
