The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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