you would pick up someone in the library
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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