i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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