kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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