I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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