He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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