Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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