At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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