I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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