fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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