you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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