I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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