cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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