please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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