God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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