i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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