Non-Jews are for practice
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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