You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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