It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
You work out of a Hotel?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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