last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
no you cant smoke seaweed
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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