Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
D3 body, D1 cock
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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