This is not my ceiling
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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