Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
