how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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